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JOKE OF THE MONTH!!!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
AN OUTTALINE FAN
A WOMAN IS IN THE HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM A COMA. NURSES IN THE ROOM ARE GIVING HER A SPONGE BATH. SUDDENLY
ONE OF THEM NOTICES THAT THERE IS A RESPONSE ON THE MONITORS, WHILE BATHING AROUND THE WOMAN'S PRIVATE AREAS.THEY GO TO THE
WOMAN'S HUSBAND AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED, TELLING HIM, "THIS MAY SEEM A LITTLE CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, BUT THE DOCTOR FEELS YOU
MAY BE ABLE TO BRING HER OUT OF THE COMA, USING ORAL SEX AS A STIMULUS." THE HUSBAND IS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL, BUT HE IS ASSURED
BY THE HOSPITAL STAFF THAT HE WILL HAVE COMPLETE PRIVACY, AND SINCE IT MIGHT JUST WORK HE SHOULD CONSIDER THIS ODD METHOD."
THE HUSBAND FINALLY AGREES, AND GOES INTO HIS WIFE'S ROOM. AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE WOMAN'S MONITOR FLATLINES...NO PULSE...
NO HEARTRATE. THE DOCTOR, AND NURSES RUSH INTO THE ROOM. THE HUSBAND IS STANDING THERE, PULLING UP HIS PANTS. AND REPLIES,
"I THINK SHE CHOKED."
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